Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Let us all learn from this!

A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his Sunday Sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars........

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in sperm - dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation .................

"What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said;

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

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