Let us all learn from this!

A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his Sunday Sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars........

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in sperm - dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation .................

"What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said;

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

I GOT A TATTOO!!!!!!!!

On Wedsnesday I got my first tattoo. THe worst part was finding what I wanted. Everything looked so cartoonish. I guess I should tell you what I got. Its a tree frog on bamboo. It looks like a real frog. THe guy that did it was very happy with it. I ended up going to Rated R Tattoo. I'm very happy with it.

I was reading in Cosmo the other day, that when a guy is into you he will tilt his head to the side to listen intently to you. It seems that K does that every time we talk. HMMMMMM. Maybe he likes me. Or that could all be in my head.

Laura Suki

Yeah. Go me!

I talked to K today! Yes you read that right. I TALKED TO K. Okay so it was like a two second conversation. I don't care. The only reason I talked to him was to ask if he drives a red car. I knew that he does, but he didn't. He said yes, and I told him I saw him driving this morning. His reaction, That was you at the bus stop. I thought you looked familiar. I told him thanks for the ride. As we were laughing he said No problem any time.

So work was boring today. DM Kyle was in the store. So that means 3 or more customers in line is a bad thing. GRRRR. The store sucks when he is in. oh well.

Not much else going on in my life.

I might be getting a tattoo and/or a piercing. An industrial ear piercing.

Pain is weakness leaving the body. A whole lot of weakness will be leaving my body!

Title me this!

Okay for those of you who don't know, one of my co-workers has a crush on me. The only problem is there is more then one problem! Nothing against him but hes bi, talks way more then me, just got out of high school, and he loves music I don't really care for. Did I tell you he is BI??? So we are just "friends".

Just found out the other day that K is only 20. Saw him in his car today, I think he likes DBZ too. He has a nice car, the DBZ decals on it are different.

I just need to get balls and talk to the dude.


ANYONE OFFER ADVICE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!